Two chapters of my weird bionicle thingy

Chapter 1: The Obi-Wan Piraka

Me: Hello and welcome to Ask Vezok!
Enslaved Matoran Who Is Not Not Velika (EMWINNV): There once was a matoran who was forgotten...
Me: And his co-host EMWINNV. (sighs)
Vezok: Hey wait a minute. Where's the computer?
Me: You're holding it.
Computer: First question, then.


Vezok,

Are you really a beast?

From,
Tahu Nuva

Vezok: Yes. Rawrrrrrrrrr!
EMWINNV: There was once a Piraka who lied to his enemy...
Kazi: Grrr!
Me: REWIND!
Vezok: No.
Me: NEXT!

Vezok and Velika,

The Hakann is coming! The Hakann is coming!

From,

Obi-Wan Thok

Vezok: No, he is not. Piraka Mail!

BOOM!

*Vezok's door blows up, revealing the Obi-Wan Piraka*
Obi-Wan Thok: See?
Vezok: I own a door?

Obi-Wan Hakann: You are goin' down, baby. Down!
Everyone: What?
Obi-Wan Hakann: Sorry.

*shoots Velika, oh, I mean EMWINNV*
*he blows up*
*Poor EMWINNV*
Obi-Wan Zaktan: Who writes these captions?
CWG: I have feelings too!
Obi-Wan Avak: That's it!

Obi-Wan-Avak: I have a plan.
Obi-Wan Hakann: No! Let's go out and fight!
*They all get blown up by Vezok. Yay!*

The End of Chapter 1

Obi-Wan Reidak: Hey! I don't have any lines!
Me: Too bad!
EMWINNV: There once was a Piraka who was supposed to be blown up...
Kazi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Obi-Wan Reidak: You blew up too!


Chapter 2: The Toa


Vezok: Uh-oh...
Obi-Wan Hewkii: Hi!
Vezok: Who are you?
Obi-Wan Hewkii: I Am Your Conscience!
Vezok: No you're not.
Obi-Wan Hewkii: Ha. You sound like Ko-Ko-Kongu!
Kongu: Mwahaha!
*Kongu is absorbed into the computer*
Comp: Question #1,000,000. Hey! Who did that!

Kirani, Toa Nuva Of Word Control: Hee hee hee.


Dear KONGU Kirani KONGU


Spam KONGU Spam KONGU!

From,
The Toa Inika!

Jaller: KONGU!
Hahli: NUPARU!
Nuparu: HEWKII!
Kongu: MATORO!
Hewkii: HAHLI!
Matoro: JALLER!
Kirani: EVERYONE EXCEPT KONGU!

Me: You are insane.
Vezok: Piraka Mail!
Comp: NEXT!


Vezahki, *stop it, kirani* (oh yeah) *yeah* (i shall become kirani nui) *nooooooo*

Kirani Nui's behind you.

From,
Obi-Wan Hewkii
P.S. Seriously

*Vezok turns to see...*
*KIRANI NUI!*

To be continued...