Thursday, August 31, 2006

Aye aye, captain!

And now, presenting...

The 2nd worst team!

Play Ballen #34
Kick Coliseum #4
Towel Felix #16
Vanny Starboardson #21
McKaƫl Baleofhay #15
Rashardsofglass Ewis #7
NoHands Metro #27
Duke Bidpour #8
Mooshamed Scene #18
Robert Slow #31
Pearl Batson #25
Kiss Whalecox #54
Famine Pillmins #12
Spike Dills #29

(It is the Blooper-Sonics)

Monday, August 28, 2006

The Takers...uh-oh.

New roster!
54 Salami Red F-C 6-11 270 03/10/1982 Glynn Academy HS (GA) 5
24 Crkobeazy Pieant G 6-6 220 08/23/1978 Lower Merion HS (PA) 10
17 Andrew Skynum C 7-0 275 10/27/1987 St. Joseph HS (NJ) 1
43 Pian Cookbook F 6-9 258 12/04/1980 Illinois 3
6 Nori Evans G 6-5 220 11/08/1978 Texas 3
5 Gourdan FarBar ** G 6-2 180 11/30/1986 UCLA R
11 DeMini Greeny (FA) G-F 6-7 210 10/25/1982 Hampton 1
24 Jim: Jack's son (FA) F-G 6-6 220 10/14/1970 Ohio State 14
2 Narod McTree G 6-5 209 10/02/1972 Temple 12
31 Chris Mimicry C-F 7-0 265 07/16/1979 Texas 6
7 Pakari Ovodom F 6-10 230 11/06/1979 Rhode Island 7
1 Crunch Darker G 6-4 180 06/01/1981 Fordham 3
25 C.R.A.Z.Y. Pinnock ** G 6-5 207 12/11/1983 George Washington R
10 Vampire Dracula F 6-10 234 11/19/1980 Serbia & Montenegro 5
21 Ronny AstroTurf F 6-10 249 01/13/1983 Gonzaga 1
18 Glosha Vujakick G 6-7 195 03/08/1984 Slovenia 2
23 Pond Wafer G 6-5 210 07/21/1985 Florida State 1
4 Nuke BallTone F 6-8 232 03/28/1980 Arizona 3
3 Shamrock Williams G 6-1 201 04/05/1975 North Carolina 6

Monday, August 21, 2006

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Hi again...

Camp's out. I'll be able to do more blog posts with (un)interesting content such as the Miami Seat winning the championship.
By the way, check out scorched praying mantis. It has been inactive since June, but it's still strange and nontextish.
(Yes, that's not a word.) The NFL preseason is in Week 2. Look at my new picture for proof.

And now for something completely different...

In the interview, the funniest thing that I've read has changed due to another trip to Bookstar, but I don't want to spoil the surprise.

I leave you guessing...

Bye again.

See you soon.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Interview #2

This is a post to both bluefourthreenine and the Weird Blog. It features Hen & Jeff’s answers to a series of questions.

1. What have you been doing lately?

Hen: So many things I can’t list all of them.

Jeff: Working on Desperate Housewives, thinking up new shows, and acquiring two more vintage cameras.

2. It’s 9:36 a.m. on a typical morning. Where are you and what are you doing?

Hen: Doing Checkmate (a chess class) at camp.

Jeff: Driving to work.

3. What did you have for lunch today?

Hen: Cookies, applesauce and crackers.

Jeff: A Bob’s Big Boy turkeyburger, a green salad and some lemonade.

4. It’s been incredibly hot lately. What’s your favorite way to beat the heat?

Hen: Stay inside.

Jeff: Lock myself indoors and turn the air conditioning down to 40.

5. What was the last song you listened to?

Hen: “Kids in America” (alternative 7” mix) by Lawnmower Deth, which I happen to be listening to now.

Jeff: “My Mathematical Mind” by Spoon, which I listened to in the car on the way home.

6. What book are you currently reading?

Hen: A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Jeff: Susan Sontag: The Making of an Icon.

7. Name a TV show you’ve enjoyed lately.

Hen: Danny Phantom.

Jeff: Life on Mars (on BBC America).

8. What was the last movie you saw & liked?

Hen: “Leroy & Stitch” (the last episode of Lilo and Stitch).

Jeff: Wordplay.

9. Superpower of your choice: flying or invisibility?

Hen: Invisibility.

Jeff: Flying.

10. Favorite current toy?

Hen: Matoro Inika (a Bionicle set).

Jeff: Petri Color 35 (a compact 35mm camera from the ‘60s).

11. Web sites you read on a regular basis?

Hen: bzpower, mugglenet, and a bunch of other things.

Jeff: Defamer, Hollywood Reporter, Variety, MacSurfer, and all my friends’ blogs.

12. What color is your favorite T-shirt?

Hen: White.

Jeff: Orange.

13. The last big argument you were involved in was about...

Hen: Independence.

Jeff: Responsibility.

14. When I walk into a record store, I head straight to the following section...

Hen: Techno or synthpop.

Jeff: ‘60s psychedelia and garage rock.

15. Funniest thing you’ve read recently?

Hen: (from Bionicle Legends #3: Power Play): Jaller turned to Nuparu. “You’ll have to fly us over.” “Now wait a minute,” Kongu broke in. “Let’s be sensible. Nuparu and I can switch masks and I’ll do the flying.” Jaller was going to respond, but never got the chance. “That does make sense. I can’t argue with it. But destiny, for whatever reason, gave me this mask. There has to be a reason for that.” “Destiny has a sense of humor?” jeered Kongu. “I think I’m supposed to have it. I’m not going to give it up. Not yet.” Then he broke into a grin. “Besides, flying’s kind of fun.” “Wonderful,” said Kongu, shaking his head. “They can deep-carve that on our memorial stones — “but at least Nuparu had fun.” Nuparu rose into the air and grabbed on to Kongu. Before the Toa of Air could protest, Nuparu had him halfway across the gorge. When they reached the other side, he unceremoniously dropped Kongu to the ground.

Jeff: Probably something from The Onion.

This concludes our interview. Send in more questions!