Interview #3

This interview with Henry was conducted in the downstairs office on the night of September 22, 2006.

1. How is third grade treating you?

Fine. I don't have many new classmates. I already know everyone except for a few people.

2. What did you think of the movie Cars?

I thought that they used the wrong idea. By the wrong idea, I mean that this was nothing like Finding Nemo or Toy Story or The Incredibles or anything like that. Also, some of the parts were a bit cheesy. And they overused the Radiator Springs setting.

3. Tell us about making pickles.

It's fun. I like putting the pickles in, and then messing around with the amount of peppers. They didn't come out as well as I expected, though. I should have made a more distinct flavor, so I suppose it has to do with the fact that the person who was cooking the pickles ran out of the sour flavoring.

4. How is your new soccer team different from your previous ones?

Well, number one, we have a real coach. Number two, we have a real team. Number three, we actually practice. Number four, and so on, and so on, and so on.

5. Do you need an iPod? If so, why? If not, why not?

I'm not sure. If I get one, it'll probably be from the Innisbrook Wraps thingy at my school. It's a weird thing where you sell wrapping paper and get prizes. When the person was announcing the Grand Prizes at the assembly, and she said XBox 360, everyone yelled. It was annoying. I covered my ears because it was so loud.

6. Tell us what goes into the making of a Hen playlist.

I look through the Top 1000, my Favorite Artists playlist, the bakery playlist, and other ones of my favorite artists that aren't listed in my Favorite Artists playlists. I also just add songs that I like that haven't been used on too many of my playlists, or haven't been used at all.

7. Do you think the Raiders will go 0-16? A lot of people are saying they might.

No. I have not seen a team go 0-16 in my entire life. I have seen two teams go 2-14, though. The Raiders have to get at least one win.

Final record: 2-14

8. Let's talk about the song, "House of Bamboo." What is your favorite lyric from that song? How would you describe the song to someone who had never heard it before?

I like the "You must get to know Soho Joe" part. I would describe the song as odd but good.

(You can download the song here.)

9. What do you think will happen in the final Lemony Snicket book, which is coming out in a couple of weeks?

I think there will not be a happy ending, because it's called A Series Of Unfortunate Events, not A Series Of Fortunate Events That Are Kind Of Unfortunate But There's Still A Happy Ending At The End.

10. Write a quick three-line poem.

(It's a haiku.)

T__ is crazy. I
wonder what the remainder
of that name could be.


EDIT: Had to delete a lot of spam on this post.

Soccer 2

To get into the soccer playoffs, you cannot have more than 5 losses.

Mini Chapter 1

Chapter Mini 1: Not The Kirani Nui Attack
Vesock: Uhhh... Kirani Nui died.
Me: He did?
Vesick: Yeah.
Veclock: Wait...
Vezoo: Uh-oh...
Vetalk: Why is my name spelled wrong?
EMWINNV's non-riddle speaking clone (EMWINNVNRSC): Hey! EMWINNV hasn't spoken since this!

*FLASHBACK*
The End of Chapter 1

Obi-Wan Reidak: Hey! I don't have any lines!
Me: Too bad!
EMWINNV: There once was a Piraka who was supposed to be blown up...
Kazi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Obi-Wan Reidak: You blew up too!
*END FLASHBACK*

Obi-Wan Hahli: (In announcer voice) Hey kids! Would you like to see me and the Obi-Wan Inika in chapter 3? Vote online at somewhereoverthepiraka.com!
We'll all see you in chapter 3!

Soccer

I won my first soccer game in two years! Yay!

Two chapters of my weird bionicle thingy

Chapter 1: The Obi-Wan Piraka

Me: Hello and welcome to Ask Vezok!
Enslaved Matoran Who Is Not Not Velika (EMWINNV): There once was a matoran who was forgotten...
Me: And his co-host EMWINNV. (sighs)
Vezok: Hey wait a minute. Where's the computer?
Me: You're holding it.
Computer: First question, then.


Vezok,

Are you really a beast?

From,
Tahu Nuva

Vezok: Yes. Rawrrrrrrrrr!
EMWINNV: There was once a Piraka who lied to his enemy...
Kazi: Grrr!
Me: REWIND!
Vezok: No.
Me: NEXT!

Vezok and Velika,

The Hakann is coming! The Hakann is coming!

From,

Obi-Wan Thok

Vezok: No, he is not. Piraka Mail!

BOOM!

*Vezok's door blows up, revealing the Obi-Wan Piraka*
Obi-Wan Thok: See?
Vezok: I own a door?

Obi-Wan Hakann: You are goin' down, baby. Down!
Everyone: What?
Obi-Wan Hakann: Sorry.

*shoots Velika, oh, I mean EMWINNV*
*he blows up*
*Poor EMWINNV*
Obi-Wan Zaktan: Who writes these captions?
CWG: I have feelings too!
Obi-Wan Avak: That's it!

Obi-Wan-Avak: I have a plan.
Obi-Wan Hakann: No! Let's go out and fight!
*They all get blown up by Vezok. Yay!*

The End of Chapter 1

Obi-Wan Reidak: Hey! I don't have any lines!
Me: Too bad!
EMWINNV: There once was a Piraka who was supposed to be blown up...
Kazi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Obi-Wan Reidak: You blew up too!


Chapter 2: The Toa


Vezok: Uh-oh...
Obi-Wan Hewkii: Hi!
Vezok: Who are you?
Obi-Wan Hewkii: I Am Your Conscience!
Vezok: No you're not.
Obi-Wan Hewkii: Ha. You sound like Ko-Ko-Kongu!
Kongu: Mwahaha!
*Kongu is absorbed into the computer*
Comp: Question #1,000,000. Hey! Who did that!

Kirani, Toa Nuva Of Word Control: Hee hee hee.


Dear KONGU Kirani KONGU


Spam KONGU Spam KONGU!

From,
The Toa Inika!

Jaller: KONGU!
Hahli: NUPARU!
Nuparu: HEWKII!
Kongu: MATORO!
Hewkii: HAHLI!
Matoro: JALLER!
Kirani: EVERYONE EXCEPT KONGU!

Me: You are insane.
Vezok: Piraka Mail!
Comp: NEXT!


Vezahki, *stop it, kirani* (oh yeah) *yeah* (i shall become kirani nui) *nooooooo*

Kirani Nui's behind you.

From,
Obi-Wan Hewkii
P.S. Seriously

*Vezok turns to see...*
*KIRANI NUI!*

To be continued...

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I don't know.
I don't think so.
Random Takers Quote: I am insane?-C.R.A.Z.Y. Pinnock