Welcome back to our weekly rundown of all the NFL action. Our resident 10-year-old sports analyst is bored with the conventional recaps which have dominated our first nine weeks, so I've decided to change it up with an entirely new and fresh set of interview questions. Buckle your chinstrap, 'cause here we go!
Q. Who's the biggest rookie bust this season, and why?
Honestly, there really aren't any busts. This year is one of the few years where nearly all of the first-round picks have played well.
Q. What's the most exciting team to watch right now? Describe a favorite play which is typical of this team.
The Dolphins. The Wildcat formation is very fun to watch, but so is the defense and Chad Pennington leading the passing attack.
Q. What current NFL coach would you like to sit down and have a veggie burger with? In other words, which coach seems like a guy who'd be fun to hang out with?
Mike Singletary.
(no, just being sarcastic).
Jeff Fisher would be nice to talk to. It would be interesting to see how he's preventing his players from getting overconfident.
Q. If you were suddenly summoned to join the coaching staff of an NFL team, 1) which team would you like it to be, and 2) what role on the coaching staff would you like to fill?
I would join the Raiders as a quarterbacks coach. They need a lot of help at that position.
Q. If you ran the Pro Football Hall of Fame, who would you throw out? And who among contemporary players is the most deserving of admission? Name as many as you like.
I would throw out...well, it's hard to say. Everyone in the Hall as at least one flaw. As for contemporary players, Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Marvin Harrison...the usual suspects, would most likely be in the Hall of Fame.
Q. Is it important to you, when selecting a college to attend, that they have a decent football program? Why or why not?
It would be somewhat important, because despite the fact that you go to college to learn, it would be annoying if I went to a school where the team never wins.
Q. Which network's coverage (play-by-play, recap shows, etc.) do you enjoy the most?
ESPN and NBC are both great. The broadcasting teams are good as well as ESPN's SportsCenter and NBC's Football Night in America.
Q. How about the least? Whose coverage is the most irritating?
Any radio announcer who talks about plays going "left to right on my radio". Am I supposed to see the play on my radio?
Q. What's your favorite computer or video football game and why?
Madden or NFL Street. Madden because of the good graphics and realness, and NFL Street because of all the crazyness. It's a stark contrast.
Q. Favorite book about football? What's good about it?
The Paolantonio Report by Sal Paolantonio, an ESPN reporter. It's one of those books that you can just read over and over again without getting bored.
Q. What team's uniform and/or logo is in need of a total redesign? Any ideas for fixing it?
The Raiders. Maybe they need to move to Los Angeles again and change their name to the Los Angeles Cowards or something, changing their uniform in the process.
Q. Finally: In the course of these ten weeks, what question have you yet to be asked that you would really like me to ask you?
"How does the rest of the undefeated Titans' schedule look?"
Q. Now comes the part where Hen gets to type whatever he wants.
Daunte Culpepper only completed five passes in his much-ballyhooed first start for the Lions.
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